kristy's bitch face

Jessi and the Bad Baby-sitter! Part 1!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Nov 28, 2014 16:30

Ah, yes. This is the last BSC I read when I was young. I had outgrown them before then but Jesus Christo, they were so damn addicting! It didn't matter to me how brain-bustingly stupid they were. Reading these books was like eating fair food. You know it's bad for you and you're probably worse off afterwards, but Goddamn. Reading these books was ( Read more... )

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#72- Dawn and the We Love Kids Club or Blondie Can It! Part 2 Chapter 4-6

bleeding_thorn2 wrote in bsc_snark Nov 20, 2014 17:53

You lucky, lucky bitches! You get more updates today! I hope that you enjoy them! The link to the other one is here: http://bleeding-thorn2.livejournal.com/948.html enjoy and comment! Thank you!( #72- Dawn and the We Love Kids Club or Blondie Can It! Part 2 Chapters 4-6 )

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Mary Anne and the Library Mystery Part Three!

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Jul 02, 2014 00:13

Sorry it's taken me so long to finish this one, folks. Next I promise to catch up on my other unfinished snarks, but let's get this one out of the way first!

Part One!

Part Two!
( Give a diabetic popcorn for 3 hours straight and she forgets basic math. )

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BSC #46: Mary Anne Misses Logan Part 1!

awishfuldreamer wrote in bsc_snark Jul 20, 2013 16:02

I snarked Mary Anne v. Logan last year and was astonished at how creepy and ridiculous Logan was! So I figured I would snark the book where the two get back together, which was one of my favorite BSC books ever as a kid. Just for reference, this one is actually written by Ann!

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Friends Forever SS#1: Everything Changes

joykilldrama wrote in bsc_snark Jun 29, 2013 00:29

Hey everyone. I know I haven’t snarked in quite a long time, and well I’ve decided to come back with a bang. I’m going to tackle the entire Friends Forever series in order. I’ve just re-read it to be sure there’s enough material and boy howdy is there ever! So let’s get started with the first one: Friends Forever Super Special #1: Everything ( Read more... )

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Maid Mary Anne Chapters 1-4

xand_so_it_isx wrote in bsc_snark Jun 04, 2013 03:10

This book has never been snarked all the way through, most likely because it sucks. I'll see if I can make it all the way through.

Cover:

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Get Well Soon Mallory, aka Not Until I Think Of Another Way To Ruin You Part Three

liss31d wrote in bsc_snark Apr 10, 2013 19:04

Part One
Part Two

Hello BSC Snark Community! I'm sorry that this next instalment of Get Well Soon Mallory is quite delayed, but been ridiculously busy working on stuff for my MA in Theatre Practice: Staging Shakespeare these last few months. Now I am on holiday! Hoorah! So time for snarking our beloved underdog, Mallory, who really needs to get a ( Read more... )

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Baby-Sitters' European Vacation, Part the Second

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Mar 18, 2013 21:07

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#98: Dawn and Too Many Sitters, Chapters 1-3

apostrophiliac wrote in bsc_snark Dec 30, 2012 21:23

I’m cursing myself for having gotten rid of so many of these when I moved out of my parents’ house. Once upon a time, my bookshelves were a veritable rainbow of pastel spines and Hodges’s Uncanny Valley landscapes. Now the only ones I can find are Jessi’s Wish and the clusterfuck du jour: Dawn and Too Many Sitters.

That said, this should be good ( Read more... )

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Kristy and the Secret of Susan (7-10)

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Nov 02, 2012 21:54

Okay I finished the book, felt like crap and wanted to Hulk Smash, and am now doing some more snark while waiting for my friend to get back from seeing Wreck It Ralph. Kristy Thomas is still a terrible little shrew who is like an older Karen except worse, and should never, ever be near children much less be enabled in her "I'M THE BEST BABYSITTER ( Read more... )

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